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Drugs
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Police
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Guns
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Cracks
What not to say to the nice policeman:
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
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What not to say to the nice policeman: