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    Rank: 419 Topics: Police, Drugs/x/star_full.gif/x/star_full.gif/x/star_full.gif/x/star_empty.gif/x/star_empty.gif

    policeman,batonWhat not to say to the nice policeman:

    Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

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