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Heaven · Hell · Germans · French · Cooks
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In Heaven:

The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.


In Hell:

The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.

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revo /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png13 days ago

crap joke french cooks you sure

my own joke is very bad lol

what the devil shouldnt say in hell christmas has come early weve got to turn up the heatting /////////sorrry lol
wow /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png1 month ago

Kerry Blue you're joking right...

all jokes have answers? wtf?
BraveChihuahua5 months ago

I've never eaten in a French restaurant but would like to one day.
Emily /x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png5 months ago

dude chill...
Kerry Blue /x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png10 months ago

I don't really get it you know...

So what if the cooks are French, policemen are English and mechanics are German? They are all human beings, just different nationalities.

And what is the answer? Don't all jokes have answers? This joke is a complete failure.
Gespenst1 year ago

Word :)
hg1 year ago

i dont get it
joe1 year ago

amazing when typecasting is so on the mark
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