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There are four kinds of sex:HOUSE SEX: You and your spouse are newlyweds and you fuck all over the house. BEDROOM SEX: You and your spouse have been married for a few years, have settled down, and only fuck in the bedroom. HALL SEX: You and your spouse have been married for fifteen years and say, "Fuck you!" when you pass in the hall. COURTROOM SEX: You and your spouse have been married for twenty years, your spouse's lawyer fucks you out of everything you've got. |
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