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boy,soccerA little boy and girl are in a bathtub, and are naked because they are too little too understand anything like that. The girl and boy ask each other: "What's that?" and they both reply: "I'll ask my parents."

So the boy goes home and asks his dad what it is. The dad looks solemnly at him and says: "Son, that's your car. You park it in a girls garage."

The girl goes home and says: "what's that?" The mother says: "That's your garage. dont let any boy park his car in it."

The next day they are again the tub. The boy says its a car and remembers what his dad said. So he begins to put it in the girls "garage". But then the girl remembers what her mom said.

5 minutes later, the girl comes to the mom with blood all over her. The mother asks her what was wrong and she said: "Mommy, a boy tried to put his car in my garage, but I popped his two back tires."

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zeggabezzix /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png19 days ago

lol lol lol she ripped off his balls
zeggabezzix /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png19 days ago

is well funny gen......ious!!!!!!
ruby rainbow /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s0.png3 months ago

i thought this was very funny, who ever came up with this is a genius !
keysha wooten1 year ago

ta alex call me at 933-0506
talika jones1 year ago

do wat you do but wathch shoes you bummy ass bitchies independent i rick james bitches you the one come on my show keyha kiss my big black ass ya trick ya
alex wolff1 year ago

both of yall shut the fuck up keysha i will see you tommorro yalika fuck you go back with nat you dumb ass hoe keysha wanna be on my show oh yeah talika you can clean up my shit firty hoe you just want my money keysha rich you poor
talika jones1 year ago

i know why you talking you you we maemae
keysha wooten1 year ago

shut up hoe alex dont want you pissy ass dirty asss bithch fuck you stupid ass i love youlex when we having sex
talika jones1 year ago

shut up bald head bithch in dont text me no more why you like that baldhead bitch anyways she stare into space in school
keysha wooten1 year ago

yeah boo i love you too? hey tee
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