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Pandas
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Leaves
A panda walks into a burger joint, orders a burger, pulls out a gun shoots the waiter and leaves.
The waiter looks up and says what the hell is wrong with you.
And the panda says: "I read that pandas eat shoots and leaves."
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Weirdie with too much time on her hands
1 year ago
ur missing the commas. The punchline is: "And the panda says: 'The dictionary says that pandas eats, shoots and leaves'", or something along those lines.
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A panda walks into a burger joint, orders a burger, pulls out a gun shoots the waiter and leaves.
ur missing the commas. The punchline is: "And the panda says: 'The dictionary says that pandas eats, shoots and leaves'", or something along those lines.