A panda walks into a burger joint, orders a burger, pulls out a gun shoots the waiter and leaves.

The waiter looks up and says what the hell is wrong with you.

And the panda says: "I read that pandas eat shoots and leaves."

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5 Comments

huey

1 year ago

i work in the most exclusive private club in the state .The other waiters and myself found this to be very hilarious and we are a bunch of stiff shirts.

diarmuid

1 year ago

cool

meme

1 year ago

haha n ans is a word bt in french!!! lol :p gd joke

Steffen

1 year ago

corrected "ans" --> "and"

huh?

1 year ago

ans?is that a word?