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| A guy and a nun go golfing. The guy hits his ball into the water. He says "Damn! I missed!" The nun replies "Don't swear. God can hear you." So the guy is like "Whatever". He hits the ball again. It goes into the trees. "Damn! I missed!" "Don't swear, God can hear you!" "Whatever" So, he hits his ball once again, but it only goes about 4 yards. "AARRRGH!!!! SHIT!!!!" Ok, so about now, God gets mad. He throws down a thunderbolt. It hits the nun. "Damn! I missed!" |
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