A man walked into a bar after just being dumped. The person serving at the time was a woman. She kept on giving him free drinks the whole night. When the bar had closed she went up to him and asked if he wanted to go upstairs for a quicky. He of course said yes and they went upstairs.
When they got there the women asked if he had any protection. He didn't have any and answered no. So she told him there was a chemist across the road and gave him $ 1.
When he got to the chemist there were a selection of condoms to choose from:
There was a tramp one for 50 p. There was an apple flavoured one for $ 1. And there was a metal one for $ 1.50.
As he only had one pound the man bought the apple flavoured one.
During the the night of fun the condom slipped and the lady got pregnant. The couple married and raised a son.
When he was 5 years old, he went up to his dad and cried: "Daddy why do I have green arms? This is not fair."
To this the dad replied: "I would count yourself lucky my son. If I would have had an extra 50 p you would have been Robo-Cop"
A man walked into a bar after just being dumped. The person serving at the time was a woman. She kept on giving him free drinks the whole night. When the bar had closed she went up to him and asked if he wanted to go upstairs for a quicky. He of course said yes and they went upstairs.
I dont get why the son has green arms, is it because of the condom?
Actually you "have" a condom.
Not you "do" a condom.
Probably it's the tense looking strange. He didn't have any.....
should be better.
He hadn't any and answered no. = He had not any and answered no.
Makes no sense.
"He didn't and answered no." was fine or use "He didn't have any and answered no." or "He didn't have any protection and answered, "No.""
For clarity change "When he was 5 years old," to "When the son was 5 years old,".
Hi, thank's for the hint. Is corrected.
The person serving at the time was a women
should be
The person serving at the time was a woman (1 woamn :))
He didn't and answered no.
should be
He hadn't any and answered no.
Just what I think :)