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Blondes · School · Counting · Alphabet · Breasts
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blonde:5A blonde girl comes rushing home to her mum and says: "Mummy mummy! Today at school everyone could only count to 3 but I can count to 5. Look - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Does that mean I am special mummy?"

"Yes dear it does."

The next day the blonde girl comes running in again and says: "Mummy mummy! Today at school everyone could only say the alphabet from A to C but I can go until E. Look - A, B, C, D, E. Does that mean I am special mummy?"

"Yes dear it does."

The next day the blonde girl comes rushing home and says "Mummy mummy! Today at school we were getting changed for physical excercises and all the other girls had really flat chests but I had these ...!" She opens her blouse and reveals a humungous pair of DD breasts. "Is it because I am special mummy?"

"No dear it's because you are 25."

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ILoveFluffySheep13 days ago

i agree with bob and qwerty
me1 year ago

i'll admit it's not very nice to tease blondes because steriotypes are stupid as we are all different, but that doesn't mean the jokes aren't funny
blonde 1 iget A stars beat dat bitch1 year ago

im blonde bet i get higer lvls then any other person here
not telling1 year ago

awesome joke
qwerty1 year ago

ROFL!! nice
hah1 year ago

hah.. funny, so true.. dumb blondes.
bob1 year ago

LMAO thts a good one
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