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Women · Wishes · Husbands · Beauty · Money · Heart Attacks
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woman,haircutA woman finds a genie's lamp. The Genie comes out and says, "You may have three wishes, but your husband will get ten times more than what you wished for."

The woman agrees. Her first wish was that she would be the most beautiful woman in the world. "You realize," the Genie said, "that your husband will be ten times more beautiful than you, and more women will gawk at him?"

"That's okay," says the woman, "He'll only look at me because I will be the most beautiful women." So the wish is granted.

Her second wish was that she would be the richest woman in the world. "You know your husband will be ten times richer, right?" the Genie asks.

"That's okay. What's mine is his and what's his is mine," replied the woman. So the wish was granted.

The woman then thinks long and hard about her last wish. She finally wishes that she had a mild heart attack.

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ftr /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png1 year ago

"Bored at work" is right on this one!
Bored at Work1 year ago

Acctually your wrong he would just get 10 mild heart attacks.... not milder. If he got these in a row or all together yes that would kill him.
meme1 year ago

acctually i'm nt and i am with u atique! ten times milder!
charlie russell1 year ago

i agree with you there atique
Atique1 year ago

this joke has two meanings..

the one is the obvious one, the one that comes to ur mind first.. that the hubby gets a strong heart attack and dies.. but thats not wot he ll get. he'll get a heart attack that is ten times more milder than the on his wife got.. so nothing will happen to him.. haha... women are dumb
JK1 year ago

Mah!
smelley1 year ago

LAWL
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