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Rank: 802 Topics: Doctors, Patients, News, Life/x/star_full.gif/x/star_empty.gif/x/star_empty.gif/x/star_empty.gif/x/star_empty.gif

newspaperDoctor: "I have some bad news and some very bad news."

Patient: "Well, might as well give me the bad news first."

Doctor: "The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live."

Patient: "24 Hours! Thats terrible! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?"

Doctor: "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."

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