Jokes - Joke 2417
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 Doctor: "I have some bad news and some very bad news."Patient: "Well, might as well give me the bad news first." Doctor: "The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live." Patient: "24 Hours! Thats terrible! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?" Doctor: "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday." |
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