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carI went to a couple of car dealerships last week. At first I stopped at was Kia. Well nothing caught my eye, but the price was right.

Then I went to a Ford dealer. I didn't really find anything I liked, but every car had a pair of shoes in the trunk.

At last I went to the Chevy dealer. Well I see one that I like. The dealer does the once over with me, then he pops the trunk. Disapointed, I looked at the dealer and said: "Well, theres something missing."

The dealer puzzled asks: "What?"

I said: "At the Ford dealership I checked out, they had a new pair of shoes in the trunk of every car!"

Smiling the dealer says: "That's so they can walk home!"

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ford7 months ago

this is a bad joke cause fords rock
Duckman Al /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png1 year ago

I got it, FORD = Found On Road Dead.
Rachel /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png1 year ago

Um.. you forgot a part in the joke.
Your supposed to say, he went to the ford dealership, didn't really find anything he liked, but every car had a pair of shoes in the trunk.
Or something along those lines.
Sarah Schuyler1 year ago

i like this joke because i like chevys not fords. this joke is saying that fords stink. this joke is saying that fords are trash and u need a pair of shoes becasue the car will break down. THIS JOKE ROCKS
ford blows1 year ago

the joke is pretty bad but ford still sucks compared to chevy
Random1 year ago

I think the gey is saying 'the Fords are so rubbish you need shoes so you can walk home when they break down.' BUt yeah. This is pretty pathetic.
...1 year ago

...Does this joke make any sense to anyone? If so, could you please explain it to me, too?
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