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man,wheel barrowA man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!"

The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road and dies.

If only men would listen.

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maggsy8 months ago

classic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Majika /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png1 year ago

I would hv done the same so called fucken mistake cuz ,should she say watch out I would fucken listen bt n't just say fucken pig I would even said slut
...1 year ago

In case you didn't actually get the joke: men listen, women just don't say what they mean.
meme1 year ago

tut well wot can i say.... being a woman can b so usefull bt hey do men still listen?? do they hell
charlie russell1 year ago

id get it more if the dumbass woman woulda yelled theres a pig up the road watch out, but just yelling pig? how the fuck are men suppose to know that from that
curly1 year ago

ok that was kinda funny, but i take offense to it because I once hit your mom.
Tae1 year ago

Wrong just Wrong
smelley1 year ago

lawl i remebrer once we had this joke in phsce it was halarious
sarah1 year ago

haha so fuunny
benji1 year ago

8 out of 10
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