Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution.
"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea. Now if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis 50 times."
well i do think DD is blonde.. however i am 2!! bt i am 1 of the few exceptions.. i think!! lol
Jeff carrol
1 year ago
Can i suck your balls
Gin
1 year ago
shit DD, it's just a joke. haha, so funny, that's wut i'd do if i was deaf.
jazz
1 year ago
doubleD is thick
visitor
1 year ago
obvious is right
doubleD
1 year ago
u said they were deaf not blind so why can't they see themselves using sign language? And after u said they cant use sign language u said they signed each other.
Obvious
1 year ago
doubleD I think your blonde.. if you read the joke properly.. it says they can't communicate when the light is turned OFF.. so it's black and unseeable..
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution.
lol cool joke
well i do think DD is blonde.. however i am 2!! bt i am 1 of the few exceptions.. i think!! lol
Can i suck your balls
shit DD, it's just a joke.
haha, so funny, that's wut i'd do if i was deaf.
doubleD is thick
obvious is right
u said they were deaf not blind so why can't they see themselves using sign language? And after u said they cant use sign language u said they signed each other.
doubleD I think your blonde.. if you read the joke properly.. it says they can't communicate when the light is turned OFF.. so it's black and unseeable..