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Blondes · Moon · Distances
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blonde:4Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking ... and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away ... Florida or the moon?"

The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ...?"

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Mina /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png26 days ago

i'm a red head but my blonde friends and i love blonde jokes!
proud blonde4 months ago

lol that is the funniest thing eva!!!!!
shaye1 year ago

this joke is not so good make a funnyer one so people can laugh and send good comments not bad and rude comment
smarter1 year ago

get a life"
UMM1 year ago

TO BORED AT WORK: YOU HAVE A COMMENT FOR EVERY DAMN JOKE. WHY IN THE HECK ARE YOU SO TECHNICAL ABOUT EVERY JOKE AND EVERY COMMENT. YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO GET A LIFE OR A BETTER JOB.
wheatley boy1 year ago

well fuck you sure know how to get your point across
Bored at Work1 year ago

Just cause you can spell and have proper grammer only means you are semi-intellegent not smart. I know lots of people who can school people in mathmatics, logic, philosphy and other things yet can't spell. I am one of those people and the fact that you think typing and grammer proves you are smart only helps prove that you are 14 and have yet to experience anything this world has to offer. If you are going to defend how smart you are make sure you don't come off as a complete idiot... it might help your case. By saying she might be the next person to invent the lightbulb simply ment that she might invent the next best thing since sliced bread.

yes, I have black hair but one of my best friends is blonde and I bet she is smarter them the majority of posters on this sight... have a nice day :D
?1 year ago

Oy charlie the lightbulb has already been invented you stupid bitch y dont u all get a life
...1 year ago

i disagree with the dumb blonde theory but "charlie" when you write a comment like that, it's not doing much to convince me your smart
*is amused*1 year ago

You know how I judge people online? How fucking stupidly they misspell EVERYTHING. Let's all fight over who's smarter! Well, I am, because I know proper grammar and I know how to type. And I'm fucking 14 and a goddamn brunette. Eat that, bitches.

And how are you going to judge brains on who lost their virginity first? I mean, Christ, ladies. Hair color has nothing to do with ANYTHING. Please, just stop stereotyping yourselves. We wouldn't have this problem if you weren't stupid in the first place.
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