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Blondes · Doctors · Fingers
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blonde:5A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."

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heardthisonebefore14 days ago

hahahaha lol heardthisonebefore
Zak the wolf /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s0.png2 months ago

Great joke
Lisa - lighten up, ....Oh sorry you're blonde already.
not you1 year ago

lmfao 8-) typical of a blonde
jackie /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png1 year ago

best blonde joke ever!
Uh.. Hih.. /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png1 year ago

Lisa... "You're not really a redhead, are you?"
Kiddin...


Somebody save me...
Lisa1 year ago

Born a blonde and raised in a small South Carolina town called Cowpens......I don't see what the color of someones hair has to do with their level of intelligence. If your mind cannot conjure anything other than tasteless blonde jokes then please spare us from these jokes....noone laughs but the joke teller
alex1 year ago

dude lisa shut up its just a joke and stereotype haircolor has nothing to do with it its like blacks have huge <==3
killa1 year ago

thats the best blonde joke you have. dont quit your day time job
tammy1 year ago

lol thatis good
Not a blonde but hates blonde jokes1 year ago

That is not funny.
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