A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
Great joke Lisa - lighten up, ....Oh sorry you're blonde already.
not you
1 year ago
lmfao 8-) typical of a blonde
jackie
1 year ago
best blonde joke ever!
Uh.. Hih..
1 year ago
Lisa... "You're not really a redhead, are you?" Kiddin...
Somebody save me...
Lisa
1 year ago
Born a blonde and raised in a small South Carolina town called Cowpens......I don't see what the color of someones hair has to do with their level of intelligence. If your mind cannot conjure anything other than tasteless blonde jokes then please spare us from these jokes....noone laughs but the joke teller
alex
1 year ago
dude lisa shut up its just a joke and stereotype haircolor has nothing to do with it its like blacks have huge <==3
killa
1 year ago
thats the best blonde joke you have. dont quit your day time job
hahahaha lol heardthisonebefore
Great joke
Lisa - lighten up, ....Oh sorry you're blonde already.
lmfao 8-) typical of a blonde
best blonde joke ever!
Lisa... "You're not really a redhead, are you?"
Kiddin...
Somebody save me...
Born a blonde and raised in a small South Carolina town called Cowpens......I don't see what the color of someones hair has to do with their level of intelligence. If your mind cannot conjure anything other than tasteless blonde jokes then please spare us from these jokes....noone laughs but the joke teller
dude lisa shut up its just a joke and stereotype haircolor has nothing to do with it its like blacks have huge <==3
thats the best blonde joke you have. dont quit your day time job
lol thatis good
That is not funny.