Penis: 34 Jokes, 2 VideosLog On  |  Register
Jokes
» Random» Top» New» Game» Submit» Topics» Maillist» Homepage Tool» Google Gadget
Joke
» 4 Comments» 0 Corrections
Jokes
Pics
Games
Sayings
Cartoons
Videos
Texts
Homepage Tools
HomeHome

Jokes > Random > Joke 2146

Search
Rank: 752
Assholes · Hunters · Dinner · Kids · Compliments
/x/star_l2.png/x/star_l2.png/x/star_l2.png/x/star_l0.png/x/star_l0.png

children,presentA hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean it, prepare it, and serve the deer meat for dinner. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is, so he doesn't tell them.

His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for dinner dad?"

"You'll see", he replies.

They start eating dinner and his daughter keeps asking him what they are eating.

"Ok", says her dad, "Here's a hint. It's what your mother sometimes calls me."

His daughter screams ... "Don't eat it, Jimmy! ... It's a fucking asshole ..."

Google GadgetNext JokeHomepage Tool
4 Comments
Corrections
CC List
Hide Tabs
Write CommentNewest First
Tebza /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s0.png10 months ago

Good one, LOL
jelly /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png1 year ago

lmfao!!!!!! this is the best joke ever...
Meme1 year ago

lmao and this is y we shudnt swear infront of our children!!
:)
beth1 year ago

this is really funny but not suitable lyk the 1 with the brick
Write Comment
<<1>>
Newest First
Contact   Legal Notice   Statistics   Quotes