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Shopping · Remote Controls · Evil
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"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.

"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I could do to him."

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munch /x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png5 months ago

was being a bit genarous with the 6 wernt we
justdifferent /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png1 year ago

hehehe if i tried that on my boyfriend i think he wouldnt talk to me for a month LOL
whatever1 year ago

yeah, it sucked
meme1 year ago

well its true isnt it??....
wife1 year ago

i have to try that on my husband
kasey1 year ago

NOW THAT WAS A POOR SHITTY EFFORT
benji1 year ago

6 out of 10
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