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Presidents · Urine · Handwriting · News
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newspaperThe President was out walking on a beautiful snowy day, when he saw that somebody had urinated on the White House lawn to spell out "The President Sucks."

Infuriated, he called on the secret service to figure out who had done it. In a few hours, they came to him and told him that there was some bad news and some worse news.

"The bad news is that the urine is from the Vice President."

"Al? How could you do this to me? What could be worse than this?"

"The handwriting's the first lady's."

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apocalyptimaniac1 year ago

lmao...
the comments are better than the joke
guy1 year ago

the president's wife
kasey1 year ago

who's the first lady
kasey1 year ago

hey thanks i get it now
krissy1 year ago

wow kasey...... WOW!!!!!!!
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