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Peeing · Bad Luck
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This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.

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Mina4 days ago

LOL LOL POOR GUY! At least he didn't piss first...... boy would he be mad lol
queen3 months ago

just dont touch a thing
swan1 year ago

i dont know why such nice jokes get such low points (ranks)!!!!!!!!!!!!
lei1 year ago

so dont touch ur .... let adrs do 4 u,,,jajaja
a man1 year ago

really good one LOL
i laughed like a donkey...
Jennii1 year ago

same
Meme1 year ago

im soo glad that i am female!!
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