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Money · Lawyers
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moneyThe local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The volunteer in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of more than $600,000 you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?" Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... No."

"Second, that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheel chair?" The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was cut off.

"Third, that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!" The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea ..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "... And I don't give any money to them, so why should I give any to you?!?"

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Dude9 months ago

GoOd JoKe! Bugaga!
wendy1 year ago

stupid
j1 year ago

:I :i
test1 year ago

:D;):):(:o
Oasis Rayne1 year ago

Hi people. I'm gay.
someone else1 year ago

Evil, but funny.
heehee1 year ago

:| ;):):(:D
Oasis Rayne1 year ago

EVIL!
Oasis Rayne1 year ago

EVIL!
B_A1 year ago

Nice one :D
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