A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and visa-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $50!" figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows. All to no avail. After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $50. The blonde politely takes the $50 and turns away to get back to sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what is the answer!?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.
Funny as hell, stupid lawer but thats not suprising, smart blonde, that is suprising
not you
1 year ago
looks lyk the lawyer is the blonde in this situation
rubberducky
1 year ago
She gave him $5 at the end because she didnt know the answer to the question.Thats why, ???
Black Haired Man Bored at Work
1 year ago
She gave the five cuase she didnt know the answer to her own question. Most jokes arnt about Blondes being dumb its about them being dizzy you can be a straight A student Who graduated from college at 10 and still have no common sense. And if ----- understood what they were preaching about not taking things seriously you think they wouldn't have freaked out. Oh well Some people will never learn.
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1 year ago
y did she give the $5 at the end? THAT was stupid! All in all a brilliant joke! this should be above rank 26. Its funny without being insulting. The guy below has serios problems!
FUCKERS
1 year ago
BTW no cares if you are blonde and if u have qualifications. Its a fuking joke. It doesnt mean a fucking thing. Its just a fucking stereotype that blondes are stupid. You must be stupid if you can't see that! Stop taking these jokes so fucking seriously you bunch of fuckers!
Ash
1 year ago
PMSL! Nice one, proves not all blondes are dumb! (BTW, I'm a blonde with a 4.0 GPA)
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
Funny as hell, stupid lawer but thats not suprising, smart blonde, that is suprising
looks lyk the lawyer is the blonde in this situation
She gave him $5 at the end because she didnt know the answer to the question.Thats why, ???
She gave the five cuase she didnt know the answer to her own question. Most jokes arnt about Blondes being dumb its about them being dizzy you can be a straight A student Who graduated from college at 10 and still have no common sense. And if ----- understood what they were preaching about not taking things seriously you think they wouldn't have freaked out. Oh well Some people will never learn.
y did she give the $5 at the end? THAT was stupid! All in all a brilliant joke! this should be above rank 26. Its funny without being insulting. The guy below has serios problems!
BTW no cares if you are blonde and if u have qualifications. Its a fuking joke. It doesnt mean a fucking thing. Its just a fucking stereotype that blondes are stupid. You must be stupid if you can't see that! Stop taking these jokes so fucking seriously you bunch of fuckers!
PMSL! Nice one, proves not all blondes are dumb! (BTW, I'm a blonde with a 4.0 GPA)
is ver nice i like ..
damn that's funny.
lmao