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Dancing · Assholes · Itching · Scratching
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cowgirl,dancingA man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting ready to jump off, when he happened to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing all around on the river bank below.

He thought, "Life isn't so bad after all," and got off the railing.

He then walked down to the river bank to thank the little man for saving his life.

"Thank you," he said. "I was going to jump off that bridge and kill myself, but when I saw you dancing even though you have no arms, I changed my mind."

"Dancing? I'm not dancing!" the armless man replied bitterly ... "My asshole itches, and I can't scratch it!"

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clo /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png1 year ago

im gana afta a heard this nar mann ,, good !!
rubberducky1 year ago

Ha ha ha. Does he kill hime self after that?
dan1 year ago

thats pretty funny
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