There was a prostitute on the beach without any arms or legs, and crying. A man came along and asked her what the matter was. She tells him that she has not been hugged before, so he picks her up and hugs her.
The next day she is still there crying, the same man comes along and asks her what the matter is. She tells him that she has not been kissed before, so he picks her up and kisses her.
The next day she's still there crying, and same man comes along again. He asks her sternly what the matter is and she tells him that she has not been fucked before. So the man picks her up, walks to the end of the pier, and throws her in the sea and says: "Now you're fucked."
I can't help but think thats a good one, but helping and counceling those unhappy people is the right thing to do. Read as very cheezy, but hey, real love makes the world a better place.
get a sense of humor
4 months ago
Me: She was lying...
danielle dixon
1 year ago
i get turned by these jokes keep them cumin grrrrrrrr
TAMMY
1 year ago
THAT WAS SO COOL
meeee
1 year ago
d fing is its a joke now get d point
Me
1 year ago
What is the point of her being identified as a prostitute? And . . . if she's a hookerm how can she not have been fucked before??????
There was a prostitute on the beach without any arms or legs, and crying. A man came along and asked her what the matter was. She tells him that she has not been hugged before, so he picks her up and hugs her.
I can't help but think thats a good one, but helping and counceling those unhappy people is the right thing to do. Read as very cheezy, but hey, real love makes the world a better place.
Me: She was lying...
i get turned by these jokes keep them cumin grrrrrrrr
THAT WAS SO COOL
d fing is its a joke now get d point
What is the point of her being identified as a prostitute? And . . . if she's a hookerm how can she not have been fucked before??????