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Hunters · Death · Emergencies · Shooting
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skull,crossbonesA couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

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not you1 year ago

I find that kind of stupid
Sammy1 year ago

That was a pretty funny joke. I like jokes! :D
Bored at Work1 year ago

He shot his friend cause she told him to make sure he is dead
Sarah1 year ago

i dont get it
Jimmy1 year ago

best joke i've seen. rofl
Joseph1 year ago

haha that was funny!
Gespenst1 year ago

Love it!
charlie russell1 year ago

lmao thats a good joke
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