A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.

He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear?

In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims: "Damn, some asshole has my pen!"

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rubberducky

1 year ago

Ha ha ha ha! I love that joke! THe doctor stuck the pen up someones butt instead of a thermometer! LOL