A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four".
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".
Again, there's a bright flash ... and then his legs fall off!
lol took me a while i got it but my penis already touches floor lol
umar mulla
1 year ago
umm... i gotto go... i heard theres a mirror at the antique shop... bi...
joe
1 year ago
this soooo funnt my penis fell to the ground and everbody steps on more likly the girls!!!
meme
1 year ago
the moral of dat is??? ..... make ur wish more presice!
TAMMY
1 year ago
that woz cool i am horny
Gin
1 year ago
lmao, that guy got owned big time.
Writer
1 year ago
That was a funny joke, but you made it much better with your descriptive writing style. Adjectives always help. Lots of description without making it too long. Plus, it was funny without being offensive. Rock on!
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four".
She's a slut
lol took me a while i got it but my penis already touches floor lol
umm...
i gotto go...
i heard theres a mirror at the antique shop...
bi...
this soooo funnt my penis fell to the ground and everbody steps on more likly the girls!!!
the moral of dat is??? ..... make ur wish more presice!
that woz cool i am horny
lmao, that guy got owned big time.
That was a funny joke, but you made it much better with your descriptive writing style. Adjectives always help. Lots of description without making it too long. Plus, it was funny without being offensive. Rock on!
lol i find that really funny it kept me amused
real approtite