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woman,kick bagA woman was standing in a crowded lift of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast.

The man said, "I'm sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you'll forgive me."

So the woman replies, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow then I am staying in room 113."

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Steffen1 year ago

Hi Mat,

thank's for the hint,

is corrected.

Best Regards
~ Steffen ~
mat1 year ago

"If *your* dick is as hard as your elbow..."
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