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Chickens · Chuck Norris · Roads
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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was trying to run away from Chuck Norris.

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Bored at Work1 year ago

you should be lucky it wasn't Sean Connery
apocalyptimaniac1 year ago

When Mr. Norris does something to you, it's quite fatal and involving roundhouse kicks.
simone1 year ago

wut's chuck norris ever done to u?
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