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Chuck Norris · Push Ups · Earth
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Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.

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tdh5257 /x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png2 months ago

I REALLY hope that SOMEONE who is in SOME way responsible for posting these jokes reads this:

PLEASE, you Brits, STOP with the Chuck Norris jokes! He's old and NOT famous anymore and definitely NOT a badass anymore! For God's sake he's doing F-ing Infomercials! Granted he's doing them w/ Cristie Brinckey (still HOT!) But PLEASE find a NEW Hero! And I think I speak for MOST of the US in this statement. Thank you for your time, now PLEASE cease and desist.
spork /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png3 months ago

i don't get it???
Bored at Work1 year ago

He is a weaker form of Sean Connery
Jennii1 year ago

i'm tired of chuck norris jokes, too much of the same jokes bore you and they become stupid
some 11 year ago

who the hell is chuck norris???!!!! i seriously dont kno
Pelo1 year ago

If you don't like 'em, don't read 'em or comment on 'em.
hi1 year ago

Stupid. Hate Chuck Norris jokes, this one sucks worse than the others.
Alyssa1 year ago

aww man - come on. you've got to love chuck norris jokes. i'll admit this one isnt the best but some are really class
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