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Chuck Norris · Babies · Apple Pie
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baby,girlWhats the difference between a dead baby and apple pie?

Chuck Norris doesn't eat the apple pie after he has sex with it.

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*** /x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png1 month ago

In very bad taste.
I hate you /x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png5 months ago

This is the most retarded joke I've ever heard of and it sucks
Person-Man /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png5 months ago

Wow... That's the weirdest joke I've ever read... Ever... The only Chuck Norris joke that didn't just make me shake my head and leave. XD
hehehehehehe /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png5 months ago

jokes are suppose to be fucked up. That one was original and disgusting, but it was just a joke. i'm sure chuck norris doesn't fuck and then go on to eat the dead baby. or does he.... He is chuck norris.
DAN /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png6 months ago

BRILLIANT
jjk /x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png6 months ago

why is this joke not removed from the listing?
laura1 year ago

dat iz out ov orda u not ryt mahn dat iz totally sik nd u sik 2 even think bout dat
*is amused*1 year ago

i giggled. like, a lot. at the joke, 'cause it's kind of hilarious how fucked up it is. it takes a real sicko to appreciate that joke, and well, i lol'd. and i also laughed at the dumbasses getting incredible offended at jokes that have been posted on THE INTERNET. seriously. if you're offended by something online, you're pathetic. ...i'm not sure why you're here in the first place, anyway.
messiah1 year ago

WTF that's sick and whoever wrote it is a retard
Chuttles1 year ago

Dude that is just nasty and retarded.
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