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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because killing somebody with a knife is too easy.
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Darke Skie6 months ago

it's chuck norris...enough said.
Pelo1 year ago

Chuck Norris said to himself, "Hmm, it's too easy to kill a person with a knife...I need a challenge when killing people..."

So he invented a dull edged tool that scoops instead of stabs/cuts.

Get it now?
Me1 year ago

Could someone translate this to English?
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