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Chuck Norris · Mars · Life
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Chuck Norris was the first one to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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SANDY /x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png1 year ago

LAM A PEICE OF CARP WHAT PERSON IN THE RIGHT MIND THINKS THATS FUNNY!I CANT BELIVE THAT YOUR SUCH A JERK 2 BELIVE ANY1 IS GANNA THINK ITS FUNNY ITS HARRABALE IVE GOT 2 DO A PROJECT 4 SKOOL IM GANNA GO ON A SIT WHERE PEOPLE R NOT AS NEARLY AS STUPID AS U JERK
Cal1 year ago

All these chuck norris jokes are crap... every last one of them are so bad!!! whoever puts these up obviously has a wierd fascination with him... i wouldnt mind but hes shite!!!
me1 year ago

ok no need for your life story
...1 year ago

No, Chuck Norris is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris .

As the article explains: "In late 2005, Norris became the object of an internet phenomenon known as Chuck Norris Facts, which document fictional, often absurdly heroic feats and characteristics about Norris himself. The phenomenon originally started in the "Vin Diesel Fact Generator", and Chuck Norris Facts were created as a byproduct, often using the same facts featured in the Vin Diesel Fact Generator. With time, Chuck Norris Facts became wildly popular, more so than the original Vin Diesel Fact Generator. Norris has written his own response to the parody on his website, stating that he does not feel offended by them, and finds some of them funny. Recently, on a show [known as] "The Best Damn Sports Show, Period", he commented on 10 of them, with his favorite being: "They once tried to carve Chuck Norris's face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard"."
wow1 year ago

was chuck norris the dude that went to space is that why everyone but me knows him
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