After the doctor delivered Chuck Norris he slapped Chuck Norris on the butt. While he realized that Chuck was already breathing he did it merely for posterity.
The Japanese are the only other group of people who have made a worse mistake!
I REALLY hope that SOMEONE who is in SOME way responsible for posting these jokes reads this:
PLEASE, you Brits, STOP with the Chuck Norris jokes! He's old and NOT famous anymore and definitely NOT a badass anymore! For God's sake he's doing F-ing Infomercials! Granted he's doing them w/ Cristie Brinckey (still HOT!) But PLEASE find a NEW Hero! And I think I speak for MOST of the US in this statement. Thank you for your time, now PLEASE cease and desist.
I REALLY hope that SOMEONE who is in SOME way responsible for posting these jokes reads this:
PLEASE, you Brits, STOP with the Chuck Norris jokes! He's old and NOT famous anymore and definitely NOT a badass anymore! For God's sake he's doing F-ing Infomercials! Granted he's doing them w/ Cristie Brinckey (still HOT!) But PLEASE find a NEW Hero! And I think I speak for MOST of the US in this statement. Thank you for your time, now PLEASE cease and desist.