I REALLY hope that SOMEONE who is in SOME way responsible for posting these jokes reads this:
PLEASE, you Brits, STOP with the Chuck Norris jokes! He's old and NOT famous anymore and definitely NOT a badass anymore! For God's sake he's doing F-ing Infomercials! Granted he's doing them w/ Cristie Brinckey (still HOT!) But PLEASE find a NEW Hero! And I think I speak for MOST of the US in this statement. Thank you for your time, now PLEASE cease and desist.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
I REALLY hope that SOMEONE who is in SOME way responsible for posting these jokes reads this:
PLEASE, you Brits, STOP with the Chuck Norris jokes! He's old and NOT famous anymore and definitely NOT a badass anymore! For God's sake he's doing F-ing Infomercials! Granted he's doing them w/ Cristie Brinckey (still HOT!) But PLEASE find a NEW Hero! And I think I speak for MOST of the US in this statement. Thank you for your time, now PLEASE cease and desist.
Cripes! I can't see him! But can you?