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Chuck Norris · Counting · Infinity
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civil servant,sleepingChuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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tdh5257 /x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png1 month ago

I REALLY hope that SOMEONE who is in SOME way responsible for posting these jokes reads this:

PLEASE, you Brits, STOP with the Chuck Norris jokes! He's old and NOT famous anymore and definitely NOT a badass anymore! For God's sake he's doing F-ing Infomercials! Granted he's doing them w/ Cristie Brinckley (still HOT!) But PLEASE find a NEW Hero! And I think I speak for MOST of the US in this statement. Thank you for your time, now PLEASE cease and desist.
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