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Chuck Norris · Autumn · Trees
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tree.autumnBefore science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.

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tdh5257 /x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png2 months ago

I REALLY hope that SOMEONE who is in SOME way responsible for posting these jokes reads this:

PLEASE, you Brits, STOP with the Chuck Norris jokes! He's old and NOT famous anymore and definitely NOT a badass anymore! For God's sake he's doing F-ing Infomercials! Granted he's doing them w/ Cristie Brinckey (still HOT!) But PLEASE find a NEW Hero! And I think I speak for MOST of the US in this statement. Thank you for your time, now PLEASE cease and desist.
Emo weirdie with too much time on her hands1 year ago

Meme. ur an idiot. chuck norris is a real person! even I know that.
Meme1 year ago

i h8 these jokes... he aint even a real person!!! :@
tafadzwa1 year ago

wats a roundhouse kick hey kev?
Kevin1 year ago

Amazingly enough, Chuck Norris just proved science wrong by roundhouse kicking every tree in existence.
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