Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
Ok Chuck Norris not that great on the other hand Sean Connery now theres a guy to be afraid of and be idolized. If half the world blew up and everybody died you would see Sean Connery on the other side smoking a cigar with Chuck Norris' head on a pike.
meme
1 year ago
no.... not funny!
Pelo
1 year ago
This joke is funny because it would be very obvious he's using cards from two other games...Uno and Monopoly cards do not look like a standard deck of playing cards. Jeez, some people are really oblivious...
blake
1 year ago
damn! back off chuck! he rocks!
lilblonde gal
1 year ago
i these chuck norris jokes they suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
joe
1 year ago
enough with chuck. CHUCK SUCKS AS MUCH AS YOUR CHUCK JOKES SUCK!!
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
lol funny!
was that suposed to be a joke, well it aint funny
Ok Chuck Norris not that great on the other hand Sean Connery now theres a guy to be afraid of and be idolized. If half the world blew up and everybody died you would see Sean Connery on the other side smoking a cigar with Chuck Norris' head on a pike.
no.... not funny!
This joke is funny because it would be very obvious he's using cards from two other games...Uno and Monopoly cards do not look like a standard deck of playing cards. Jeez, some people are really oblivious...
damn! back off chuck! he rocks!
i these chuck norris jokes they suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
enough with chuck. CHUCK SUCKS AS MUCH AS YOUR CHUCK JOKES SUCK!!
Is this a joke?