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childrenThere is a little boy and a little girl in the woods. The little girl asked the boy, "What is a penis?" The boy replied, "I don't know." At that time he hears his mum calling him for lunch. He goes home and eats his lunch. Then he sees his dad on the couch. He goes up to his dad and ask him, "What is a penis?" The dad whips his out and says to the boy, "This is a penis, as a matter of fact this is the perfect penis."

The boy leaves to go find his friend and brings her to the woods. The girl again asks him what a penis is. He whips out his penis and says to her, "This is a penis, and if it was two inches smaller it would be the perfect penis!"

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matsitswana /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png4 months ago

ja dat gud for child to what is looking 4
bored5 months ago

hahaha...i dont think any dad would do that either
haha ... wot?1 year ago

I get da joke its funny, but y r dey in da woods is there any point to that?
not telling1 year ago

LOL LOL LOL
tt1 year ago

That is hilarius!!!!!!
charlie russell1 year ago

lmao.....i dont think any dad would show his kid their penis...
Jimmy Zhan1 year ago

lol, does it mean that the boys got a long one or his dads got a tiny one?
Sarah1 year ago

LOL!!
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