One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but couldn't find them. Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve were earlier. Adam said, "The morning Eve and I made love for the first time."
God said, "Adam, you have sinned. I knew this would happen. Where is Eve now?"
Adam replied, "She's down at the river, washing herself out."
"Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell funny."
AGAIN TO BORED AT WORK: MAN YOU ARE WAY TO LITERAL. JUST CHILL. ALSO, YOU SHOULD REALLY THINK ABOUT GETTING A NEW JOB BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE WAY TO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS.
Bored at Work(child of real every day people)
1 year ago
Ok so one don't call yourself a Child of God thats bashemy and mean to your parents and its a free internet we can do what we want and stop being so closed minded to the world around you. Child rapist don't people understand that back in the day it was normal for 40 year old guys and 14 year old girls to get it on... granded life was shorter but they should at least take into concideration the time period in which it happened. Also most hardcore Christians forgot a long time ago 1 amazing sentence "Thou shall not judge others." They condem everyone else to hell because they think they are right that shows alot of pride and hypocrocy... arn't those 2 of the deadly sins?.... any who whatever I think everone should just be nice and open minded and we can all be happy with rainbows and what not.
who cares
1 year ago
people use gramatical errors to save time so just read though it and get on with your lives.
it's not such a big deal, is it?
The guy with the way too long name and message
1 year ago
I would be willing to forgive grammatical errors to a certain extent if he were foreign but I hate it when those that should know better make that many errors. And to Child of God: If one truly believes in something he should be able to take any criticism without losing any of their beliefs. If you can't take a simple joke that doesn't even touch on the more sensitive parts of Christianity then you should just stay off of the internet. If this had been directly attacking your faith (as for instance people saying that Mohammed was a child-rapist because he had a young wife. Something that I have seen on Christian websites) then you would be completely right to protest.
yes it does matter
1 year ago
poor you.
does it matter?
1 year ago
Child of Satan don't be an ass just because he used incorrect grammar everyone else does
Child of Satan
1 year ago
Um... yes you can.
Oh, and it's 'you', not 'u'. And it's not 'cant' it's 'can't' And it's not 'isnt' it's 'isn't' And... oh fuck it.
meme
1 year ago
omg!! how funny!?!? too good :D:D
Gespenst
1 year ago
*smirk*
Child of God
1 year ago
ok that stuff isnt funny, u cant make fun of a persons beliefs
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Adam and Eve, but couldn't find them. Later in the day God saw Adam and asked where he and Eve were earlier. Adam said, "The morning Eve and I made love for the first time."
AGAIN TO BORED AT WORK: MAN YOU ARE WAY TO LITERAL. JUST CHILL. ALSO, YOU SHOULD REALLY THINK ABOUT GETTING A NEW JOB BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE WAY TO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS.
Ok so one don't call yourself a Child of God thats bashemy and mean to your parents and its a free internet we can do what we want and stop being so closed minded to the world around you. Child rapist don't people understand that back in the day it was normal for 40 year old guys and 14 year old girls to get it on... granded life was shorter but they should at least take into concideration the time period in which it happened. Also most hardcore Christians forgot a long time ago 1 amazing sentence "Thou shall not judge others." They condem everyone else to hell because they think they are right that shows alot of pride and hypocrocy... arn't those 2 of the deadly sins?.... any who whatever I think everone should just be nice and open minded and we can all be happy with rainbows and what not.
people use gramatical errors to save time so just read though it and get on with your lives.
it's not such a big deal, is it?
I would be willing to forgive grammatical errors to a certain extent if he were foreign but I hate it when those that should know better make that many errors.
And to Child of God:
If one truly believes in something he should be able to take any criticism without losing any of their beliefs. If you can't take a simple joke that doesn't even touch on the more sensitive parts of Christianity then you should just stay off of the internet. If this had been directly attacking your faith (as for instance people saying that Mohammed was a child-rapist because he had a young wife. Something that I have seen on Christian websites) then you would be completely right to protest.
poor you.
Child of Satan don't be an ass just because he used incorrect grammar everyone else does
Um... yes you can.
Oh, and it's 'you', not 'u'.
And it's not 'cant' it's 'can't'
And it's not 'isnt' it's 'isn't'
And... oh fuck it.
omg!! how funny!?!? too good :D:D
*smirk*
ok that stuff isnt funny, u cant make fun of a persons beliefs