An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed Grandson I wanta you to listen to me. I wanta you to take mya 45 automatic pistol, so you will always remember me. But grandpa I really don't like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead.
You lisina to me, some day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple od bambino, some day you goina come hom and maybe finda you wife in be with another man. Whata you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, "TIMES UP"?
its suppose to be like that, if you read it the way its written it sounds like an italian accent duhh
TY
1 year ago
LMAO!... love the accent
meme
1 year ago
am i the only 1 hu likes the joke the way it is?!?!? espesially the punctuation.. r we on the internet or in an english lesson?!?!
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1 year ago
I might've laughed if it weren't almost impossible to decipher the joke from lack of punctuation. Are quotes that hard to use? Let's see: "". Hm... doesn't seem that difficult.
Also, is the enter key really so out of fashion that nobody uses it anymore?
A Concerned Citizen
1 year ago
No. No it wouldn't.
meme
1 year ago
lol well that wed be better than blastin the guys head off wudnt it??
Awful joke.
its suppose to be like that, if you read it the way its written it sounds like an italian accent duhh
LMAO!... love the accent
am i the only 1 hu likes the joke the way it is?!?!? espesially the punctuation.. r we on the internet or in an english lesson?!?!
I might've laughed if it weren't almost impossible to decipher the joke from lack of punctuation. Are quotes that hard to use? Let's see: "". Hm... doesn't seem that difficult.
Also, is the enter key really so out of fashion that nobody uses it anymore?
No. No it wouldn't.
lol well that wed be better than blastin the guys head off wudnt it??