A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules.
"I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?"
His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night ... whether you're here or not."
A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules.
damn straight, i'd be there every night right on the dot. then leave when its done. lmfao
bored at work needs to correct her spelling of "devorice" IT IS CORRECTLY SPELLED D-I-V-O-R-C-E CHECK YOUR WEBSTERS
You think they would have not got married if this is what happens after the wedding. They better both be joking or getting a good devorice attorney
thats three conditions dumb ass
thats awsome
i wouldnt mind if my girl fucked sum guy
but i got 4 conditions
1.birth control pill and condom
2.she cant actualy love him only 1 night stasnd allowed
3.shes gotta teach me the moves he ueses on her
o man, wut a hoe.
ps nice pic
stupid bloody man! sexist. good job, woman, show that asshole whos in charge here!