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Teachers · Students · Urine · Fingers
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teacherA lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste."

After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths.

After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth."

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Critic /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png6 months ago

Moral of the story never drink pee
shila /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png1 year ago

1 gud joke
me..1 year ago

haha that was funny
fati1 year ago

stupiddddddddddddddddd
umar mulla1 year ago

im gonna use that trick
meme1 year ago

haha... well they were stupid enuff lol :p
krissy nd katie1 year ago

thats so gross but funny!
catalina1 year ago

eeeeeeehttp://wwwwwwww
aaa1 year ago

kinda disgusting but funny
..1 year ago

Sad
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