A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?"

"The Red Sox."

"Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too."

"That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?"

"No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"

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michael

1 year ago

Iranian sits next to American.

American asks: What kind of "ian" are you?

- What?

- I said What kind of "ian" are you?

- I don't understand your question.

- Stupid! Are you Cambodian, Indian or Iranian?

- Oh! I am Iranian.

2 hours passed without a word.

Iranian asks: What kind of "key" are you?

- What?

- Are you a monkey, donkey, or Yankee?

LiL-Tone

1 year ago

That was so freakin corney

not telling

1 year ago

LAME!!!!!

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