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caveman,televisionThere is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.

The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."

The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."

The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."

The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money and decided to marry the one with the biggest breasts.

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sexboy4 days ago

my gf has 23 DD boobs and she is so gooood in bed
wheatley boy1 year ago

ur mam fuckin sucked my 9 INCHER and that joke was funny
not telling1 year ago

THAT FUCKIN SUCKED
hamid1 year ago

coooooooooooooool coooooooooooooool cool. thanx
meme1 year ago

men will be men.. thats all i can say
shit1 year ago

that is shit !!!....................................................................................................................................SHIT...................................................
Gin1 year ago

that a boy, good decision there, haha.
Me1 year ago

Take it off, it's stupid.
Me1 year ago

Take it off, it's stupid.
clo x1 year ago

BORING!!! x
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