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There's a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar.

The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on. Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke!

"Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask.

"Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, then neither will I."

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no one1 year ago

you suck someone
someone1 year ago

guiness isn't beer it's bitter and it definitlyshould be an advert
jenn1 year ago

this one is good... really good. congrats.
charlie russell1 year ago

Guinness pwns all \o/

only if cold...w.arm it tastes like nasty
Someone1 year ago

hah thats funny
megan1 year ago

its a bit stupis
Janey1 year ago

its not dat funny, but they shud try makin it into an ad.
Sinaid1 year ago

Guiness isn't beer - it's stout.
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