Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker.
The supreme deity turned to Al and asked: "Tell what is important about yourself." Al responded that he felt that the earth was the ultimate importance and that protecting the earth's ecological system was most important. God looked to Al and said, "I like the way you think, come and sit at my left hand."
God then asked Bill Clinton what he revered most. Bill Clinton responded that he felt people and their personal choices were most important. God responded, "I like the way you think, come and sit at my right hand."
God then turned to Bill Gates, who was staring at him indignantly. God asked "What is your problem Bill Gates?" Bill Gates responded "I think you are sitting in my chair!"
booooooooooooooooooring
how the fuck is this number 1??
This would be funnier if it wasn't so true
i agree with child of god.... GOD ROCKZ! lol nd watever child of god, ur not his/her mom.
ima goin to switch my name
hahahahahahahahahaha! Bill Gates u r not the ruler of the world
serioualy calm down its a joke for gods sake
dont get your panties in a wad
You're not the only Child of God, and I don't see what your pant's itching about. God wasn't blasphemed here. Go away.
yet again not funny, u can make jokes bout othr stunn n u dont need them to b bout god
HAHAHA this is classic!!!