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Sex · Office · Work · Women · Men
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workstation,office10% of the women had sex within the first hour of their first date.
20% of the men had sex in a non-traditional place.
36% of the women favour nudity.
45% of the women prefer dark men with blue eyes.
46% of the women experienced anal sex.
70% of the women prefer sex in the morning.
80% of the men have never experienced homosexual relations.
90% of the women would like to have sex in the forest.
99% of the women have never experienced sex in the office.

Conclusion:

Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in the forest than to have sex in the office at the end of the day.

Moral:

Do not stay late in the office. Nothing good will ever come of it!

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boop /x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png/x/star_s2.png2 months ago

ive had sex in the first 5 min
?!?!?!6 months ago

I'm one of the 10% who ave had it within the first hour of their first date! And let me tell u............it was AWESOME!
sally1 year ago

LAME.
.........1 year ago

i've had sex in the office
john1 year ago

that tag line has got to be kiding. dats when i get lucky
ds1 year ago

stupid
...1 year ago

This is the kind of joke you pass around the office when you're bored out of your skull. Not because it's that funny, but because you want to share the misery.
meme1 year ago

ty 4 da advice!
Gin1 year ago

shit, lmao, im headin over to the forest
Amy1 year ago

roflmao
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