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Santa Claus · Children · Chimney
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children,presentWhy doesn't Santa Claus have any children?

Because he comes only once a year, down the chimney.

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Erica Rice1 year ago

dis is crazy
Alyssa1 year ago

euhttp://wwwwww! lol
Steffen1 year ago

Hi, good idea, I changed it.
Me1 year ago

It would seem to be funnier if "only" were inserted after "comes".
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