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Stuttering · Boss · Bricks · Money · Death
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boss,clappingA bunch of guy's were working on a 50 story construction site, a guy working at the top accidently knocked a brick off the 50th story. When looking down he saw that his boss was in line for the brick to land on his noggin and briskly yelled, "Falling Brick". The boss looked up after hearing the yell and moved to one side as the brick crashed to the ground.

The boss looked up at the worker and yelled, "A $100 bonus for you lady."

Another guy working a floor below had observed what went down with the brick and decided he'd have a go for a $100 bonus, the problem was he was a bit of a stutterer, as he kicked the brick off the side of the building he looked down and yelled with a loud voice, fffffffffffffffff "FUCK HE'S DEAD"

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lyne2 months ago

Thanks for the hint. Have modified the joke.
Fail Joke /x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png/x/star_s0.png2 months ago

What is a wroker?
Bored at Work1 year ago

Censoring is stupid. It does not change anything if you are a good parent it only makes the kid want to see it more because it is forbiden. In the end let them see it be a good parent and eventually they become desensitised to it and become an outstanding member of society. For those who think violent video games cause violent people a resent study showed that they are a stress reliver and most violent people never played them.
Matt1 year ago

Please note Beth im pretty sure is a girl & says 'this is'nt really suitable for any1 under the age of 11'

Girls share different opinions plus im sure she is more proper then most of the guys that surf the net
charlie russell1 year ago

um.......if i was 11 id love that joke....
meme1 year ago

children under the age of 11 shouldnt be on the internet alone!
eddie1 year ago

welll then don't read it bitch
beth1 year ago

this is'nt really suitable for any1 under the age of 11
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